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Favourite Fonts asked by reekrhymes. Part 1.

airplane | alegre sans nc | alien league | ballpark | bemio | 

betty noir | blackhawk | bookjacket | futura | haymaker | intro

movie letters | nova | portal black | poster slab caps | ptf nordic

ranger | ribbon | tall dark and handsome | tommaso 




jeric-kripke:

oldfilmsflicker:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

omg

holy shit

i would have promised you my soul




jasmine-blu: Ingredients:2 eggs2 cups buttermilk4 tbsp. butter, melted and cooled½ tsp. vanilla extract2 cups all-purpose flour2 tbsp. sugar2 tsp. baking powder1 tsp. baking soda1 tsp. salt½-¾ cup chocolate chips In a large bowl, lightly beat the eggs.  Whisk in the buttermilk, butter and vanilla extract and mix until well combined.  Add in the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda and salt.  Mix just until incorporated.  Add in the chocolate chips and stir just until combined. Preheat the oven to 200° F.  Heat a griddle or skillet over medium heat.  Melt a thin pat of butter in the pan and spread it around.  Once the bottom of the pan has been covered, wipe the butter out gently with a paper towel so that only a very thin film remains.  Drop scoops of batter of your desired size (I use 1/3 cup) into the pan.  Cook the first side until bubbles form on the surface and begin to pop, and the bottom is golden brown.  Flip gently with a spatula and cook again until cooked through and golden brown on both sides.  Transfer the cooked pancakes to an oven-safe dish in the warmed oven and repeat the process with the remaining batter.  Serve immediately.

jasmine-blu:

Ingredients:
2 eggs
2 cups buttermilk
4 tbsp. butter, melted and cooled
½ tsp. vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 tbsp. sugar
2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
½-¾ cup chocolate chips


In a large bowl, lightly beat the eggs.  Whisk in the buttermilk, butter and vanilla extract and mix until well combined.  Add in the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda and salt.  Mix just until incorporated.  Add in the chocolate chips and stir just until combined.

Preheat the oven to 200° F.  Heat a griddle or skillet over medium heat.  Melt a thin pat of butter in the pan and spread it around.  Once the bottom of the pan has been covered, wipe the butter out gently with a paper towel so that only a very thin film remains.  Drop scoops of batter of your desired size (I use 1/3 cup) into the pan.  Cook the first side until bubbles form on the surface and begin to pop, and the bottom is golden brown.  Flip gently with a spatula and cook again until cooked through and golden brown on both sides.  Transfer the cooked pancakes to an oven-safe dish in the warmed oven and repeat the process with the remaining batter.  Serve immediately.




thedrunkenmoogle: The Eeveelution of Shots (Pokemon shot set) Ingredients:Eevee:1/4 simple syrup1 oz Bourbon whiskeydash Angostura bittersdash Orange bittersVaporeon:3/4 oz Blue Curacao3/4 oz VodkaJolteon:3/4 oz Limoncello3/4 citrus Vodka1/4 tsp sugar to dissolveFlareon:1 oz Fire Water (Hot Cinnamon Schnapps)1/2 oz Bacardi 151 1 pinch cinnamonEspeon:1 oz Hpnotiq1/2 oz Gin1/8 oz Grenadine Umbreon:1 oz. Kraken Black Spiced Rum1/2 oz Coconut rumLeafeon:1 oz. Midori1/2 oz. Light rum1/3 oz. GinGlaceon:3/4 oz Irish cream3/4 oz Ice 101 peppermint schnapps  Directions: All of but two of the shots (Flareon and Glaceon) can be made simply by mixing the ingredients in a shot glass.  For Flareon, layer the Bacardi 151 on top and light on fire.  Sprinkle the pinch of cinnamon over the fire for a cool effect.  For Glaceon, layer the Ice 101 peppermint schnapps on top of the Irish cream. “Because its genetic makeup is irregular, it quickly changes its form due to a variety of causes.” -Pokedex entry for Eevee in Pokemon Black and White Drink created and photographed by Eddie Strickland.

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Eeveelution of Shots (Pokemon shot set)

Ingredients:
Eevee:
1/4 simple syrup
1 oz Bourbon whiskey
dash Angostura bitters
dash Orange bitters

Vaporeon:
3/4 oz Blue Curacao
3/4 oz Vodka

Jolteon:
3/4 oz Limoncello
3/4 citrus Vodka
1/4 tsp sugar to dissolve

Flareon:
1 oz Fire Water (Hot Cinnamon Schnapps)
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 
1 pinch cinnamon

Espeon:
1 oz Hpnotiq
1/2 oz Gin
1/8 oz Grenadine 

Umbreon:
1 oz. Kraken Black Spiced Rum
1/2 oz Coconut rum

Leafeon:
1 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Light rum
1/3 oz. Gin

Glaceon:
3/4 oz Irish cream
3/4 oz Ice 101 peppermint schnapps 

Directions: All of but two of the shots (Flareon and Glaceon) can be made simply by mixing the ingredients in a shot glass.  For Flareon, layer the Bacardi 151 on top and light on fire.  Sprinkle the pinch of cinnamon over the fire for a cool effect.  For Glaceon, layer the Ice 101 peppermint schnapps on top of the Irish cream.

“Because its genetic makeup is irregular, it quickly changes its form due to a variety of causes.” -Pokedex entry for Eevee in Pokemon Black and White

Drink created and photographed by Eddie Strickland.




”And basically I have one message to all. Hang Tough. And I mean by saying Hanging Tough, do your best every day. Whether it’s in school or at your job or wherever you are. Do your best every day. You don’t have to know all the answers, no way, don’t expect that of yourself, just do your best. Satisfy yourself, so at the end of the day, you can look in the mirror, after you’ve brushed your teeth, and say honestly to yourself, today I did my best. And if you do that you’re being honest and everything is going to be okay.” 




bendoeslife: I’m going to let you in on an awesome game. It works for both single people and couples. Right now Brooke and I are playing the couple’s version and have been for the last three months.  Here is how it works: Get a big effing mason jar. Every time you have spare money in your pocket or wallet, put it in the jar. But also sometimes just walk by and put not-so spare money in.  Any time you are thinking about going out to eat, put some money in and cook a meal instead.  Every time you are thinking about buying a $5 latte, put a $5 bill in and, you know, just don’t have the latte.  Make it a competition. Treat it like an actual game. Your significant other put two dollars in? Go over and put three in. You are not allowed to take money out or count it.  At the end of the month, clear a table and count all the money (so fun) and roll it (not as fun). We’ve been playing since February 1st and have accumulated $697. It adds up so quickly.  Today was money-counting day since I’m leaving tonight. Best day of the month. Side note: It’s a lot more fun playing in Canada because they use one and two dollar coins. Loonies and toonies just, I don’t know, feel cooler.

bendoeslife:

I’m going to let you in on an awesome game. It works for both single people and couples. Right now Brooke and I are playing the couple’s version and have been for the last three months. 

Here is how it works:

  • Get a big effing mason jar.
  • Every time you have spare money in your pocket or wallet, put it in the jar. But also sometimes just walk by and put not-so spare money in. 
  • Any time you are thinking about going out to eat, put some money in and cook a meal instead. 
  • Every time you are thinking about buying a $5 latte, put a $5 bill in and, you know, just don’t have the latte. 
  • Make it a competition. Treat it like an actual game. Your significant other put two dollars in? Go over and put three in.
  • You are not allowed to take money out or count it. 
  • At the end of the month, clear a table and count all the money (so fun) and roll it (not as fun).

We’ve been playing since February 1st and have accumulated $697. It adds up so quickly. 

Today was money-counting day since I’m leaving tonight. Best day of the month.

Side note: It’s a lot more fun playing in Canada because they use one and two dollar coins. Loonies and toonies just, I don’t know, feel cooler.




nuneul:

the plain white hipster themes

the anime themes (transition effects, pixel small fonts, dropdown menus, etc.)

the big fandom themes

the themes idk what to categorize as




snoipahkat:

OK SO i get asked about colors a lot and i’m really sorry i am so lame at giving detailed answers SO I’M GONNA ATTEMPT TO FORMULATE SOME„,  BASIC TIPS I GUESS
LET ME JUST START OUT BY SAYING i’m not really a very skilled or fancy or formally educated artist (shocking i know) and i don’t take drawing very seriously, BUT I HOPE A FEW THINGS I HAVE SAY WILL HELP YOU

(extra commentary in case anything is hard to read, here is the whole thing in one pic and not an obnoxious photoset)

1. HAVE FUN WHEN YOU ARE COLORING JEEZ don’t loose hair over trying really hard to study and adsorb shading and lighting ‘ruuuules’!! and while enough basic understanding is obviously important and necessary in creating believable and realistic pieces, being creative is also really important as well!! the bottom line of art is that there ARE no rules, and if you really do want to be happy with your work, i find a lot of satisfaction arises in knowing i made something only /I/ could make!! and besides, if i didn’t have fun making art, then i wouldn’t do it, frankly

2. PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT TONE YOUR COLORS PORTRAY this is especially true for people and expressions and setting 

since color is such a big part of a piece, it also plays a big role in setting the tone of your work!! take a minute to evaluate the context of whatever you’re drawing and then try to see what colors would best parrallel that! and especially don’t be afraid to venture into palettes you don’t normally use!! but once you choose a palette that matches the tone of your work BE SURE TO STICK WITH IT so it is contiguous in both the background and foreground

(i used twilight princess and skyward sword as an example, i hope my analysis makes sense)

3. be sure to scribble with and test how colors look together BEFORE you take them to your lines!! and finally HAVE FUN WITH YOUR COLORING i know i already said this but it’s simply tragic when an artist becomes bored/uninterested/frustrated with colors ahhh!!! remember that every artist has different coloring styles so try you best to observe others’ techniques!! pay attention to what you like about them, but ALSO pay attention to what you dislike!!

practice a lot of styles, and ask around which programs/brush settings artists use if you find yourself interested in them!! i’m sorry i can’t help you with more technicalities, but learning for yourself is also half the fun!! plus i’m a lazy motherfucker and i’m bad a tutorials anyway

OKKKKAAY THANKS FOR READING OLLIE OUT




algrenion: globalsoftpirka: sciencetodo: cloudywithachanceofdaleks: nezumi-found-your-blog-and: wtfbadromancecovers: And then there’s this. no, no… why is this book happening… GUYS THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY VAGINA AND IT IS NOT A DICK I THINK IT MAY BE SATAN  CALL GHOST BUSTERS OR A GYNECOLOGIST  WHAT DO YOU MEAN GHOST BUSTERS CAN’T LOOK INTO MY VAGINA  WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GYNECOLOGIST CAN’T PERFORM AN EXORCISM  No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon:  “It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead… Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.” …And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon. My favourite part of the synopsis:She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.I’m just imagining this girl shrugging and being like “Eh. Haunted vagina. You know, the usual.”Also, THE TITLE IS THE HAUNTED VAGINATHAT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THIS NOVEL From the author of “Apeshit”.

algrenion:

globalsoftpirka:

sciencetodo:

cloudywithachanceofdaleks:

nezumi-found-your-blog-and:

wtfbadromancecovers:

And then there’s this.

no, no… why is this book happening…

GUYS THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY VAGINA AND IT IS NOT A DICK

I THINK IT MAY BE SATAN 

CALL GHOST BUSTERS

OR A GYNECOLOGIST 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN GHOST BUSTERS CAN’T LOOK INTO MY VAGINA 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GYNECOLOGIST CAN’T PERFORM AN EXORCISM 

No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon: 

“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. 

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”

…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

My favourite part of the synopsis:
She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.
I’m just imagining this girl shrugging and being like “Eh. Haunted vagina. You know, the usual.”
Also, THE TITLE IS THE HAUNTED VAGINA
THAT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THIS NOVEL

From the author of “Apeshit”.




Evgeny Lushpin